{"id":5020,"date":"2010-04-14T06:36:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T10:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5020"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:51:51","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:51:51","slug":"the-onion-always-knows-geopolitical-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/international-relations\/04\/14\/the-onion-always-knows-geopolitical-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Always Knows, Geopolitical Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/us-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths,17248\/\">U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Representatives from the nation&#8217;s leading flag producer claimed that as many as 143 million deaths in the past two centuries can be attributed directly to the faulty U.S. models, which have been utilized extensively since the 18th century in sectors as diverse as government, the military, and public education&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Millions of U.S. flag\u2013related injuries and fatalities have been reported over a 230-year period in locations as far flung as Europe, Cuba, Korea, Gettysburg, PA, the Philippines, and Iraq. In addition, the company found that U.S. flag exports to Vietnam during the late 1960s and early 1970s resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths, a clear sign that there was something seriously wrong with its product.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other news, PBH is becoming a Onion distributor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths Representatives from the nation&#8217;s leading flag producer claimed that as many as 143 million deaths in the past two centuries can be attributed directly to the faulty U.S. models, which have been utilized extensively since the 18th century in sectors as diverse as government, the military, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Onion Always Knows, Geopolitical Edition - 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