{"id":5046,"date":"2010-04-21T03:22:49","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T07:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5046"},"modified":"2010-04-21T03:22:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T07:22:49","slug":"words-we-dont-want-forgotten-malarkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/04\/21\/words-we-dont-want-forgotten-malarkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Words We Don’t Want Forgotten: Malarkey"},"content":{"rendered":"
Malarkey is an important word, handed down by our forefathers to express our disgust with the phoniness of life. I want this word preserved, so when I am a crotchety 50 year old man and one of those damned blacks steals my lawn ornaments, I’ll say ‘what a bunch of malarkey’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Malarkey is an important word, handed down by our forefathers to express our disgust with the phoniness of life. I want this word preserved, so when I am a crotchety 50 year old man and one of those damned blacks steals my lawn ornaments, I’ll say ‘what a bunch of malarkey’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n