{"id":508,"date":"2006-07-17T14:26:44","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T18:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/07\/17\/weekends-shoot-a-live-black-man\/index.html"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:23","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:23","slug":"weekends-shoot-a-live-black-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/07\/17\/weekends-shoot-a-live-black-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekends + Shoot A Live Black Man"},"content":{"rendered":"
This weekend I went to the all and mighty NEW YORK CITY. The main spectacle of the weekend was a trip to Coney Island.<\/p>\n
First off, Coney Island is a dirty ass place — a cheap ‘beach’ (gravel and syrienges) and amusement park for city residents to go to on the weekends. There is a plethora of gold chains, tight undershirts, and other humans and animals that may be described as ‘litter’. There was also a Village Voice sponsored concert, so emo kids were in abundance.<\/p>\n
There are random events and rides all over. It’s a hodge podge of games and rides with wave after wave of human traffic. But the best and most bewildering game was advertised as ‘SHOOT A LIVE HUMAN’<\/a> (others report this as shoot the freak), and sure enough, you could shoot a REAL HUMAN with paintballs. This freak turns out to be a black guy wearing numerous jock straps that darts back and forth between obstacles.<\/p>\n Other events included a trip to the Native American Museum<\/a> in lieu of a visit to the completely crowded Ellis Island \/ Statue of Liberty ferry. We also saw Scanner Darkly<\/a>, and prepared to be subdued in mediocrity (save for Robert Downey & Woody Harrilson). All in all, it was another wonderful weekend spent in the Big Apple.<\/p>\n