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I have an ability to compromise, perfected from the lengthy and demanding negotiations involved in my former employment (eg &#8220;Give me a blow job&#8221;, &#8220;No, fuck off&#8221;, &#8220;Give me a hand job&#8221;, &#8220;No, fuck off&#8221;, &#8220;Give me a lapdance&#8221;, &#8220;OK&#8221;) and yet a steely determination of where my goals are and how to achieve them (&#8220;It&#8217;s 850 bucks for a private room, no fucking freebies&#8221;).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Potential Employer: My people skills have been impeccably honed due to two years spent on various large sailing yachts with multiple stinking, farting men, and combined with 14 months grinding corporate cock, I feel perfectly qualified to work within the high-stress, male-dominated atmosphere of Corporate America. 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