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1.\tOnce you have their money … never give it back.
\n2.\tNever pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
\n3.\tNever allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
\n4.\tA man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
\n5.\tKeep your ears open.
\n6.\tSmall print leads to large risk.
\n7.\tOpportunity plus instinct equals profit.
\n8.\tGreed is eternal.
\n9.\tAnything worth doing is worth doing for money.
\n10.\tA deal is a deal … until a better one comes along.
\n11.\tA contract is a contract is a contract (but only between conservatives).
\n12.\tA conservative without profit is no conservative at all.
\n13.\tSatisfaction is not guaranteed.
\n14.\tNever place friendship above profit (or morals, the law, or the public interest).
\n15.\tA wise man can hear profit in the wind.
\n16.\tNothing is more important than your health–except for your money.
\n17.\tThere’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
\n18.\tNever make fun of a conservatives mother … insult something he cares about instead.
\n19.\tIt never hurts to suck up to the boss.
\n20.\tPeace is good for business.
\n21.\tWar is good for business.
\n22.\tShe can touch your penis but never your gold.
\n23.\tProfit is its own reward.
\n24.\tNever confuse wisdom with luck.
\n25.\tExpand, or die.
\n26.\tDon’t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
\n27.\tThe bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
\n28.\tNever ask when you can take.
\n29.\tGood customers are as rare as gold — treasure them.
\n30.\tThere is no substitute for success.
\n31.\tFree advice is seldom cheap.
\n32.\tKeep your lies consistent.
\n33.\tThe riskier the road, the greater the profit.
\n34.\tWin or lose, there’s always whiskey.
\n35.\tHome is where the heart is … but the stars are made of gold.
\n36.\tEvery once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
\n37.\tBeware of the rationalists greed for knowledge.
\n38.\tThe flimsier the product, the higher the price.
\n39.\tNever let the competition know what you’re thinking.
\n40.\tAsk not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
\n41.\tFemales and finances don’t mix.
\n42.\tEnough … is never enough.
\n43.\tTrust is the biggest liability of all.
\n44.\tNature decays, but gold lasts forever.
\n45.\tSleep can interfere with profit.
\n46.\tFaith moves mountains … of inventory.
\n47.\tThere is no honor in poverty.
\n48.\tDignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
\n49.\tTreat people in your debt like family … exploit them.
\n50.\tNever have sex with the boss’s sister.
\n51.\tAlways have sex with the boss.
\n52.\tYou can’t free a fish from water.
\n53.\tEverything is for sale, even friendship.
\n54.\tEven a blind man can recognize the glow of gold.
\n55.\tWives serve, brothers inherit.
\n56.\tOnly fools pay retail.
\n57.\tThere’s nothing wrong with charity … as long as it winds up in your pocket.
\n58.\tEven in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
\n59.\tKnow your enemies … but do business with them always.
\n60.\tNot even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
\n61.\tLet others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
\n62.\tNever cheat a warrior … unless you’re sure you can get away with it.
\n63.\tIt’s always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
\n64.\tThe justification for profit is profit.
\n65.\tEmployees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them.
\n66.\tNever begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
\n67.\tAlways know what you’re buying.
\n68.\tBeware the man who doesn’t make time for sexual favors.
\n69.\tGold lasts longer than lust.
\n70.\tYou can’t buy fate.
\n71.\tNever be afraid to mislabel a product.
\n72.\tMore is good … all is better.
\n74.\tA wife is a luxury … a smart accountant is a necessity.
\n75.\tA wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
\n76.\tNever allow doubt to tarnish your love of gold.
\n77.\tWhen in doubt, lie.
\n78.\tDeep down everyone’s a greedy conservative.
\n79.\tNo good deed ever goes unpunished.<\/p>\n
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