{"id":5218,"date":"2010-05-30T12:48:35","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T16:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5218"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:31:40","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:31:40","slug":"the-best-sex-and-the-city-2-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/link-of-the-day\/05\/30\/the-best-sex-and-the-city-2-review\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Sex And The City 2 Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wanna read the best review of the movie 2 whores, their mom, and their horse? Then check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestranger.com\/seattle\/burkas-and-birkins\/Content?oid=4132715\">Lindy West&#8217;s review of SATC2<\/a>, featuring such glorious bits as:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human\u2014working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it&#8217;s my job\u2014and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car. It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At sexism&#8217;s funeral (which takes place in a mysterious, incense-shrouded chamber of international sisterhood), the women of Abu Dhabi remove their black robes and veils to reveal\u2014this is not a joke\u2014the same hideous, disposable, criminally expensive shreds of cloth and feathers that hang from Carrie et al.&#8217;s emaciated goblin shoulders. Muslim women: Under those craaaaaaay-zy robes, they&#8217;re just as vapid and obsessed with physical beauty and meaningless material concerns as us! Feminism! Fuck yeah!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>With the pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance at the conclusion: &#8220;If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes. Good night.&#8221; Sigh, god bless you Lindy West.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wanna read the best review of the movie 2 whores, their mom, and their horse? 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