Wanna read the best review of the movie 2 whores, their mom, and their horse? Then check out Lindy West’s review of SATC2<\/a>, featuring such glorious bits as:<\/p>\n

SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human\u2014working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it’s my job\u2014and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car. It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls…<\/p>\n

At sexism’s funeral (which takes place in a mysterious, incense-shrouded chamber of international sisterhood), the women of Abu Dhabi remove their black robes and veils to reveal\u2014this is not a joke\u2014the same hideous, disposable, criminally expensive shreds of cloth and feathers that hang from Carrie et al.’s emaciated goblin shoulders. Muslim women: Under those craaaaaaay-zy robes, they’re just as vapid and obsessed with physical beauty and meaningless material concerns as us! Feminism! Fuck yeah!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

With the pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance at the conclusion: “If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes. Good night.” Sigh, god bless you Lindy West.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wanna read the best review of the movie 2 whores, their mom, and their horse? Then check out Lindy West’s review of SATC2, featuring such glorious bits as: SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human\u2014working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it’s my job\u2014and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n