{"id":5277,"date":"2010-06-03T02:18:52","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T06:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5277"},"modified":"2014-02-24T13:29:41","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T18:29:41","slug":"bros-icing-bros-the-real-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/06\/03\/bros-icing-bros-the-real-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Bros Icing Bros: The Real Story"},"content":{"rendered":"
Ladies, I apologize in advance.<\/p>\n
Hopefully you laughed a little during the bomb also known as Sex & The City 2. Because with the July arrival of the LeBron Sweepstakes, the World Cup, and the return of Jersey Shore (in Miami this time), the Summer of 2010 is poised to become the Summer of Bro-dom. And the official drink of the Summer of Bro-Dom is (unfortunately) Smirnoff Ice. <\/p>\n
There are certain Internet fads you wish you could fast-forward life until they are over. RickRolling<\/a> was especially painful. The Hitler Hates The Jonas Brothers<\/a> \/ The Minnesota Vikings<\/a> memes, while hilarious, are thankfully on their last legs.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The latest, and by far, the vilest of the Internet memes is Bros Icing Bros. The game is simple. If a friend surprises you with a Smirnoff Ice, you \u201cgot iced.\u201d By rule, you must get down on one knee and chug it. To be clear, there are no winners here. You simply have to drink more Smirnoff Ices you never wanted to drink in the first place. Trust me, no bro is happier after a Smirnoff Ice than he was before it. Yet by a quirk of fate, Smirnoff is rewarded for making such a dreadful libation. You could always quit playing, but that\u2019s the move of a Faux-Bro (See also: Rodriguez, Alex).<\/p>\n