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The back massage may be as effective as Ralph Nader sending a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.commondreams.org\/views06\/0718-33.htm\">letter to the President on the Lebanese crisis<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to check out an amazing travel diary, <a href=\"http:\/\/travel2.nytimes.com\/2006\/07\/19\/travel\/19frugaltraveler.html\">see the NYTimes &#8216;Frugal Traveler&#8217;<\/a>, which is updated approximately each week.  It&#8217;s almost as good as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2006\/07\/29\/AR2006072901046.html\">being a domesticated hippie, clogging up the arteries of America<\/a> with your slightly above average taste and wireless internet connections.<\/p>\n<p>In the weird, what the fuck story of the day, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/news\/world\/the-girl-who-ran-with-the-pack\/2006\/07\/18\/1153166383022.html\">THIS GIRL WAS RAISED BY DOGS.<\/a>  And she isn&#8217;t even in a freak show yet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/isitfriday.net\/\">Is it Friday? Yes, yes it is<\/a>.  Just <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/europe\/5195714.stm\">remember to blog and keep your job<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you want to see Georgey give the German prime minister a back massage (and not enjoy it one bit?) 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