{"id":5427,"date":"2010-07-12T04:36:46","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T08:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5427"},"modified":"2013-04-02T11:14:12","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T15:14:12","slug":"war-pizza-hut-volume-3-end-american-empire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/07\/12\/war-pizza-hut-volume-3-end-american-empire\/","title":{"rendered":"War & Pizza Hut, Volume 3: The End Of The American Empire"},"content":{"rendered":"
For previous entries, please see War & Pizza Hut: Volume 1<\/a> and War & Pizza Hut: Volume 2<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n The End Of The American Empire<\/strong><\/p>\n My Grandfather was in the engine room when the kamikaze happened. Zero plane shrapnel sheered through the destroyer. South Pacific waters gushed inside. Naval protocol was to close the engine room hatch immediately to keep the ship from sinking more quickly, leaving other men trapped in the engine room. Fred should have been one of the other men. He was unconscious after an engine safety valve exploded into his neck. A Marine scribbled the following on a whiteboard at the US military base in Ramadi, Iraq: <\/p>\n We almost don\u2019t deserve our troops. As audaciously as they have served our country, we are nearly as oblivious to their sacrifice. Two-thirds of Americans cannot find Afghanistan or Iraq on a map. Much of the insulation is by government design. There is no draft today. The press was banned from covering incoming coffin ceremonies. <\/p>\n Unfortunately, war has become ambient noise for many Americans. It\u2019s on in the background. A marketplace bombing in Baghdad. A suicide bomber in Peshawar. Quick clips delivered by solemn CNN or Fox News anchors before getting back to the \u201creal news\u201d: Octomom or Miley Cyrus\u2019 Britney Spears-like trajectory. It\u2019s a media Catch 22 of sorts. Call it escapist, but the networks only broadcast what the viewers want to see. And this summer, viewers want sneak-peeks for \u201cPredators\u201d, the movie, not the unmanned drones errantly gunning down Afghan civilians. The networks couldn\u2019t force viewers to watch and, with Great Recession-induced shrinking bottom lines, they largely stopped trying. <\/p>\n The War on Terror is still too close for comfort for Hollywood. \u201cJarhead<\/a>\u201d and Oscar-winning \u201cThe Hurt Locker<\/a>\u201d came the closest in depicting the realities of modern war. The films depict testosterone-laden twenty-something males enduring weeks of stifling boredom, depression, and themselves for split seconds of combat. Perhaps the War On Terror\u2019s most iconic satire will be the South Park Guys\u2019 \u201cTeam America: World Police<\/a>\u201d anthem \u201cAmerica F— Yeah!\u201d, lampooning the Bush Era\u2019s rock \u2018em sock \u2018em, in-your-face war patriotism:<\/p>\n
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