{"id":5588,"date":"2010-08-16T06:26:11","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T10:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5588"},"modified":"2010-09-20T03:32:46","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T07:32:46","slug":"why-the-jersey-shore-is-the-smartest-show-on-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/reviews\/08\/16\/why-the-jersey-shore-is-the-smartest-show-on-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"Why The \u201cJersey Shore\u201d Is The Smartest Show On TV"},"content":{"rendered":"
We always forget something about the \u201cJersey Shore\u201d. <\/p>\n
Ronnie, J-Wow, Pauly-D \u2014 they had to apply for the show. This means MTV had to turn down legions of over-tanned, under-read guidos and guidettes. Surely, there was some girl too Snooki for even Snooki. A bro more vain than even The Situation. The real question, then, is: what are they doing right now? Do they watch Snooki\u2019s censored flips in the club, or Ronnie obliterating another loudmouth on the Boardwalk and shrug: that\u2019s it? What are they planning for this upcoming Friday night? <\/p>\n
The \u201cJersey Shore\u201d returned this July with the tagline \u201cDifferent shore. Same crazy\u201d. There are a few differences in Season 2. The crew has a slightly nicer beach-house, in Miami this time. And they\u2019re richer now. The Situation and Snooki drive sparkling new Escalades\u2014although Snooki can barely look over the steering wheel in hers. In the Season 2 premiere, MTV sat the cast of down for a painfully-staged mock-ad pitching \u201cThe Other Guys\u201d movie starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. <\/p>\n
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They\u2019re even political. Tan Party activist Snooki lamented she has to use spray-on tans now because, \u201cObama put a 10 percent tax on tanning [beds]. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning, because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan.\u201d Senator John McCain (or let\u2019s be honest, one of his interns) tweeted Snooki back: \u201cI would never tax ur tanning bed! Obama\u2019s tax policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!\u201d<\/p>\n
When Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct at the Jersey Shore this July, McCain told a Phoenix radio station, \u201cI kind of think she might be too good-looking to go to jail.\u201d Be careful of McCain\u2019s advances, Snooki. As NYTimes\u2019 op-ed columnist Charles M. Blow quipped, \u201cOne bit of advice to Snooki: Don\u2019t go to McCain\u2019s home base in Arizona. The state is hostile to people of your current complexion.\u201d<\/p>\n
Despite the changes, ratings are higher than Pauly D\u2019s hair-gel count. Last Thursday\u2019s episode eloquently titled \u201cCreepin\u2019\u201d racked up a record 5.5 million viewers. By comparison, the first three episodes of \u201cJersey Shore: Season 1\u201d netted 4.7 million viewers combined. The first three episodes of Season 2 are the top three cable telecasts of 2010 among viewers ages 12-34.<\/p>\n
A statistical linguistic analysis of Episode 3 is especially telling. By the numbers, \u201cMVP\u201d, as in the powerful triumvirate of Mike the Situation, Vinny, and Pauly, proved the big winner with 15 mentions, narrowly beating out \u201cLaundry\u201d (13 references). Meanwhile, the ever-popular “One of the hyenas hypnotized him” managed a lackluster performance with a mere 1 tally. <\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n To our parents, the transcendent success of \u201cJersey Shore\u201d foretells the apocalyptic end of Western Civilization. To outraged Italian-American groups, the show is the worst thing to happen to their cultural pride since someone told Jay Leno he was funny. National Italian American Federation President Joseph V. Del Raso sneered the cast has \u201cmore in common with the adolescent residents of Animal House than with Italian Americans.\u201d Joy Behar lamented, \u201cIt makes it hard for young Italian Americans to be taken seriously in the work force.\u201d<\/p>\n The Situation heartily disagreed on the Today show, \u201cWe represent ourselves. We\u2019re not saying we\u2019re a definition of Jersey, or a definition of New York, or a definition of Italians. I just happen to be Italian. I happen to have some spiky hair and a six-pack, and I am proud to have that. And if you don’t like me, I don’t care. I still got 5 million viewers Thursday nights at 10 p.m.”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Shameless plug at the end aside, The Situation is completely right. To paraphrase Ronnie, critics need to stop drinking the Haterade. The \u201cJersey Shore\u201d doesn\u2019t perpetuate stereotypes about Italian-Americans. It explodes them. You have never met a girl like Snooki. None of your friends is like The Situation. As exacerbating as your co-worker or classmate may be, she is not Angelina.<\/p>\n Racism and stereotyping are bad. Discriminating against someone for skin color or nationality\u2014factors they can\u2019t even choose\u2014is vile. Yet to keep the issue in the dark is also wrong. The politically correct tactic to muffle the race conversation does more harm than good, allowing false perceptions to take root in the name of censorship and bowdlerization. The real strength of a nation\u2019s culture is measured not by how restrictive it is, but by how free. It is right that makes might, not the other way \u2018round.<\/p>\n I am white. I do like mayonnaise. And I do own a shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch. But that\u2019s OK. Because the accidental genius of the \u201cJersey Shore\u201d is it loosens us up to have the race dialogue. It\u2019s just ironic that it took a motley crew of rabble-rousing, tanned guidos and guidettes pillaging and plundering Boardwalks up and down the East Coast for us to have it.<\/p>\n But this isn\u2019t new. America\u2019s persistent race problem has best been seen through the prism of TV comedy for decades. Going back to the 1970s, it has taken a laugh track and predictable plot twists streamed into TV rooms across the country for Americans to have frank conversations about race.<\/p>\n \u201cThe Jeffersons\u201d (1975-1985) remains the longest-running show with a predominantly African American cast in the history of American TV. \u201cThe Jeffersons\u201d was not an overtly political show, but it was right there in opening theme song, “Movin’ On Up”<\/a>, following the adventures of a middle class black family climbing the rungs of the 1970s America socio-economic ladder. But \u201cThe Jeffersons\u201d was too early for us Millenials. (Ditto the tragic Rodney King beating in 1991.)<\/p>\n