{"id":5788,"date":"2010-10-13T23:32:18","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T03:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5788"},"modified":"2010-10-14T01:59:35","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T05:59:35","slug":"my-latest-masturbation-fantasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/piercing-glares-enticing-stares\/10\/13\/my-latest-masturbation-fantasy\/","title":{"rendered":"my latest masturbation fantasy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oh so you&#8217;re related to Ed Norton eh?<br \/>\nthat must be sooo cool<br \/>\nso tell me, what are some of his favorite hobbies?<br \/>\ndoes he like:<br \/>\nmoonlit walks on the beach?<br \/>\ndoes he like:<br \/>\ncandlelit dinners for two?<br \/>\nbecause I do<br \/>\nI do.<br \/>\ntell him I do.<br \/>\nwill you do that for me?<br \/>\nthe next time you see him<br \/>\nat your other uncle&#8217;s wedding?<br \/>\ncan you tell him I think of him daily and that I know that if he just gave us a chance it could really work I mean really work<br \/>\nwe could become us could become one<br \/>\ntell him I love his movies<br \/>\nwait, where are you going?<br \/>\nI thought we had something, the two of us&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh so you&#8217;re related to Ed Norton eh? 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