{"id":5819,"date":"2010-10-19T04:55:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T08:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5819"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:59:15","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:59:15","slug":"best-candidate-for-political-office-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/government_employee\/10\/19\/best-candidate-for-political-office-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Candidate For Political Office Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"
Meet Jimmy McMillian<\/a>, a candidate for governor for New York for the… wait for it… Rent Is Too Damn High party. Not only is his website a blast from the Geocities past, but his awesome facial hair is complemented by some awesome policies<\/a>: He recently held a conference for a ‘press release’<\/a> on the corner of Nostrand and Flushing Avenue in Brooklyn calling for the resignation of New York Senators Chuck Schumer and Kristen Gillibrand and New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo.<\/p>\n Check out his incredible performance at last nights New York Gubernatorial Debate, where he announced in his support for gay marriage, he also supports people marrying shoes:<\/p>\n <\/p>\n