{"id":5906,"date":"2010-11-02T02:26:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T06:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5906"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:57:48","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:57:48","slug":"i-forgive-you-lebron-james","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/sports-editor\/11\/02\/i-forgive-you-lebron-james\/","title":{"rendered":"I Forgive You, LeBron James"},"content":{"rendered":"
I haven\u2019t been very nice to you, LeBron James.<\/p>\n
I savored your post-Decision fall from grace as a morality play on hardwood. You with Chosen 1 inked to your back had to flee your own state. I wrote some harsh words about you this July<\/a> for slamming your legacy harder than one of your vintage Tomahawk jams.<\/p>\n Maybe you read it, LeBron. You did warn you took names all summer. So, in the unlikely event you checked out ProseBeforeHos<\/a>, Mr. James I hope you a) enjoyed the cute koala pictures<\/a> and b) remember you have only yourself to blame. <\/p>\n You did it to yourself, LeBron. You panicked about the rings. Jordan won his first by now. Kobe just won one for the thumb. You looked over your shoulder and couldn\u2019t shake the specter of Kevin Garnett\u2019s ringless Minnesota years. All the while, a 22-year-old Kevin Durant assembles a burgeoning dynasty-in-the-making out in Oklahoma City.<\/p>\n You talked too much, too. You called fans and family \u201cspoiled\u201d with your play after you were thrashed by an aging Boston Celtics team for yet another early playoff exit. You pulled out the race card when CNN\u2019s Soledad O\u2019Brien asked about LeBacklash. Take a page from Michael Jordan\u2019s political playbook. It\u2019s short: a few milquetoast one-liners that mean absolutely nothing. Missteps like these are why LeBron\u2019s popularity amongst American athletes skidded from #4\u2014behind only Peyton Manning, Troy Polamula, and Brett Favre\u2014this January to #78 Big-Ben-alleged-rapist-territory today. Hours before the Miami Heat season opening loss, a Cleveland radio station hired a witch doctor to curse LeBron James<\/a>, chanting: \u201cTie a knot against the king. May he die without a ring.”<\/p>\n But 3 months, 4 NBA games, and 1 sparkling new Nike ad later, I forgive LeBron James.<\/p>\n
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\nAnd it\u2019s impossible not to feel for Cleveland. The most tortured sports city in the nation suffered a new low as 13 million viewers tuned in to watch the local phenom dump the home team on the grandest of media stages. You partied at the glitzy South Beach W Hotel, as your Cavs jersey burned. It comes out later you had been ignoring all calls and texts from your seven-year employer for weeks. Sure, you at least had the decency to agree to a sign-and-trade with Miami. But barring the sudden dawning of a J.J. Hickson-Jamario Moon Dynasty the Cavs will win 23 games this season. And Cleveland tourism will lose even more.<\/p>\n