{"id":62,"date":"2005-10-29T04:30:36","date_gmt":"2005-10-29T08:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2013-04-02T11:14:25","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T15:14:25","slug":"biting-off-the-soon-to-be-trademarked-and-apparently-making-at-1799-a-pop-for-which-we-need-to-receive-royalties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/10\/29\/biting-off-the-soon-to-be-trademarked-and-apparently-making-at-1799-a-pop-for-which-we-need-to-receive-royalties\/","title":{"rendered":"biting off the soon to be trademarked and apparently making $$ at 17.99 a pop for which we need to receive royalties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so i&#8217;m cruising the internet fairly innocently at work and manage to stumble on a site with lots of ironic and fairly cool tshirts&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\">Busted Tees<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and right on their main page theres a mediocre shirt with a rendering of billy shakes and under it, the sacred phrase, &#8220;prose before hos&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>the description follows, click the link for the pic, which won&#8217;t last for long once we sic our crack team of lawyers on them, which i&#8217;m too disgusted to post (why i can deal with the text version is beyond me at this point, notice intoxicated\/rant flags):<\/p>\n<p><i>And here&#8217;s another thing. Ya know that cute girl in your english class that you&#8217;ve been trying to impress? This shirt should do the trick. It shows you&#8217;re smart and clever while making sure she knows you&#8217;ve got a sense of humor too. Place your order on a Monday, get the shirt on a Thursday, wear it to class on Friday and ask her out for Saturday. After that, welcome to Pantyville, population: you.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>so basically our catch phrase has been turned into a pickup trick for hipsters who have no real game.  unimpressive.  well i bet those guys were too anti corporate america to trademark such a beautiful thing so that will be taken care of on monday.  in any event, they got the entire spirit wrong.  this is prose <i> <b>before<\/b><\/i> hos, not prose <i><b> to get<\/b> <\/i> hos.  <\/p>\n<p>i believe my crew of friends, i can&#8217;t remember which, or even if it was me, coined this key selection of verbiage.  but its ours dammit.  ours!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so i&#8217;m cruising the internet fairly innocently at work and manage to stumble on a site with lots of ironic and fairly cool tshirts&#8230; Busted Tees and right on their main page theres a mediocre shirt with a rendering of billy shakes and under it, the sacred phrase, &#8220;prose before hos&#8221; the description follows, click [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>biting off the soon to be trademarked and apparently making $$ at 17.99 a pop for which we need to receive royalties - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"so i&#039;m cruising the internet fairly innocently at work and manage to stumble on a site with lots of ironic and fairly cool tshirts... 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