{"id":685,"date":"2006-10-05T14:03:52","date_gmt":"2006-10-05T18:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/10\/05\/685\/index.html"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:01:01","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:01:01","slug":"685","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/10\/05\/685\/","title":{"rendered":"Touch the boys until your weiner explodes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/americablog.blogspot.com\/2006\/10\/jon-stewart-on-foleygop-child-sex.html\">Foley Erect!<\/a> There is nothing better than an individual being a hypocrite, especially when that person is a Republican representative that has championed child protection legislation.  And then misspelling &#8216;bulge&#8217; to a 16 year old boy in hot, steamy IM conversations. The real question is: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myconfinedspace.com\/2006\/10\/03\/where-do-you-unload-it\/\">where do you unload it?<\/a> And, why are all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gawker.com\/news\/sean-delonas\/post-draftsman-the-picasso-of-prejudice-205418.php\">homosexuals = pedophiles<\/a> now?<\/p>\n<p>And the best part, the homosexual = pedophile people <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2006\/10\/05\/olbermann-gets-the-word-out-on-foxs-labeling-of-foley-as-a-democrat\/\">(aka Fox News &#038; Co.) called Foley a Democrat<\/a>.  Because we all know that the Democrats are bank rolled by pedophiles (and don&#8217;t forget the atheists), and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talkingpointsmemo.com\/archives\/week_2006_10_01.php#010187\">this whole episode is a big gay conspiracy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.towleroad.com\/towleroad\/2006\/10\/ads_that_make_y.html\">doing crystal meth just got a lot more cooler<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/theunknowncandidate.blogspot.com\/2006\/09\/estonia-land-of-free.html\">Estonia is number one on the State of the World Liberty index<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foley Erect! There is nothing better than an individual being a hypocrite, especially when that person is a Republican representative that has championed child protection legislation. And then misspelling &#8216;bulge&#8217; to a 16 year old boy in hot, steamy IM conversations. The real question is: where do you unload it? 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