{"id":7650,"date":"2011-08-10T11:28:40","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T15:28:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=7650"},"modified":"2012-12-26T16:24:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T21:24:00","slug":"invade-the-usa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/political-ironing\/08\/10\/invade-the-usa\/","title":{"rendered":"Invade The USA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/pulmyears\">Paul Myers<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Paul Myers: The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":530,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[260],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - 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