{"id":771,"date":"2006-12-20T15:15:21","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T19:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/12\/20\/kenyan-tourism-part-2\/index.html"},"modified":"2013-04-02T11:14:24","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T15:14:24","slug":"kenyan-tourism-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/12\/20\/kenyan-tourism-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kenyan Tourism Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
For those regular readers who may have noticed this burgeoning young (unofficial?) travel editor providing unparalleled insight into “off-the-road” destinations and situations, we bring another fine piece for those interested in following up on our earlier suggestion of Kenya as a suitable vacation-land<\/a>. <\/p>\n In fact, it seems that there is a bustling underground economy, or bribery, as those stateside might think to call it. The author explains:<\/p>\n Swahili-speakers can take advantage of another ambiguous term. In Kenya a machine-gun-wielding guard suggested to a terrified Canadian aid worker: \u201cPerhaps you would like to discuss this over tea?\u201d The young Canadian was relieved: the difficulty could be resolved with some chai, which means both \u201ctea\u201d and \u201cbribe\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Well, readers, in search of underage sex workers, machine-gun-wielding overlords DO hold the key to your destiny… even if it sounds as simple as an oldfashioned tea-party. <\/p>\n