{"id":814,"date":"2007-01-20T17:43:28","date_gmt":"2007-01-20T21:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/piercing-glares-enticing-stares\/01\/20\/the-siren-sound-of-love\/index.html"},"modified":"2007-01-20T17:43:28","modified_gmt":"2007-01-20T21:43:28","slug":"the-siren-sound-of-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/piercing-glares-enticing-stares\/01\/20\/the-siren-sound-of-love\/","title":{"rendered":"The Siren Sound of Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/mnh\/m4w\/264934877.html\">If you&#8217;re DISTURBED ENOUGH to go out with me, I&#8217;ll take ya.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>420 smoking single male here, fat, but handsome, and depressed. Well to do banker type. <\/p>\n<p>This woman I dated recently liked it when I pretended to be her &#8216;daddy,&#8217; which was a new experience for me. Sometimes she wanted to be spanked, sometimes she wanted to be sweet-talked and cuddled. Hell&#8217;s bells, I liked it. <\/p>\n<p>Look, it&#8217;s not that I wouldn&#8217;t rather have a normal relationship with an upbeat girl who doesn&#8217;t have depression issues. I&#8217;m entitled to companionship and sex just like everyone else. Absolutely no apologies here. <\/p>\n<p>So, if you&#8217;re a female nut job whom nobody else wants, and you&#8217;re lonely, consider getting in touch with me. I might be able to do something for you, at least temporarily. <\/p>\n<p>I mean, why the HELL not? <\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s hit emotional bottom together. That way, there&#8217;ll be nowewhere else to go but up. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re DISTURBED ENOUGH to go out with me, I&#8217;ll take ya. 420 smoking single male here, fat, but handsome, and depressed. Well to do banker type. This woman I dated recently liked it when I pretended to be her &#8216;daddy,&#8217; which was a new experience for me. 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