———————————————————<\/strong><\/center><\/p>\n\u201cF—— kids,\u201d Jimmy grumbled to the TV. \u201cNeed to man up and get jobs.\u201d<\/p>\n
The road was long. Jimmy\u2019s repair business wasn\u2019t what it used to be. But he was getting by. All he asked for was a Bud or two after work, the Broncos come Sunday, and he would make do.<\/p>\n
\u201cPut on SportsCenter. I can\u2019t watch this s—.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Occupy movement falls empty in Red State diners like these. The tactics loud enough to garner attention. The message to inchoate to keep it. Instead, the rallies are clipped to swarmy sound-bytes on local news. Solemn anchors narrating the latest arrests in Manhattan or Denver. Between the lines: Starbucks-sipping, hipsters begrudging the success of hard-working Americans. <\/p>\n
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\u201cAt least the Tea Party got s— done. \u201d <\/p>\n
From where Jimmy was sitting, Tea Party sent fresh ideas to Washington. Occupy Wall Street sent bricks through windows. And to many, Zuccotti Park 2011 is Chicago 1968 all over again. Bill O\u2019Reilly insinuated the protesters are \u201ccrackheads\u201d. Glenn Beck warned, \u201cThey will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you\u2026 They’ll kill everybody.”<\/p>\n
If the Tea Party is a referendum on government size, Occupy Wall Street marks a Rorschach test on personal responsibility. The Occupy Wall Street protesters are drug-addled mobsters who will not work, who took on student loans they couldn\u2019t afford. \u201cDon\u2019t blame Wall Street, don\u2019t blame the big banks,\u201d Republican frontrunner Herman Cain roared<\/a>, \u201cIf you don\u2019t have a job and you\u2019re not rich, blame yourself!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Tea Party worked within the system. They cheered the loudest at town-halls, flooded the ballots, and swept a shirtless Scott Brown & Co. into office in January 2010.<\/p>\n
Occupy Wall Street is still too raw, too visceral in a non-election year. The movement has yet to coalesce around a candidate. Jesse Jackson reported from Zuccotti Park but his motivation, as always, was more cultural relevance than political prominence. Kanye West and Alec Baldwin made cameos, too. As Occupy Wall Street morphs into a populist cause du jour that elicits celebrity photo ops and political lip service but no more.<\/p>\n
\u201cDr. King would want us to challenge the excesses of Wall Street without demonising those who work there.\u201d President Obama observed. Fed Chief Ben Bernanke understands their \u201cfrustration\u201d. But what can they do, they plead? Congress is gridlocked and filibustered beyond repair. Europe backslides. And companies refuse to hire.<\/p>\n
The Tea Party demands less government. Less taxes. Occupy Wall Street wants more government. More taxes on the affluent. To claw back the gaudy paychecks of Wall Street bankers. To give it to workers who make things. Real things.<\/p>\n
The Tea Party is a reaction to Obama\u2019s federal overreach. Occupy Wall Street to his lack thereof. They thought Obama had more fight in him. They thought Obama would take it to the banks and to the hedge funds.<\/p>\n
Occupy Wall Street believed in President Obama. They thought shovel-ready truly meant shovel-ready. But three years later, the iconic \u201cHope I Can Believe In\u201d poster was sold to a museum by lobbyists. Unemployment hovers around 9%. Banks are back to record profits with monthly charges for customers to have the right to access their own money.
\nThe wealthy are the solution to Tea Party. Job-creators who are persecuted by Obama for their success. To Occupy movement, they are the 1% scourge. The billionaires and millionaires have stacked Washington and jerry-rigged the courts against them.<\/p>\n
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Neither side will win. In a recent USA Today\/Gallup poll, 26% support the Occupy movement. 22% support the Tea Party. 63% said they did not know enough about Occupy, roughly what the Tea Party garnered in its infancy.<\/p>\n
The Tea Party scoops up a Republican candidate flavor of the month. An anti-Mitt. First Michele Bachman, then Rick Perry, and now Hermain Cain. Each enjoyed their time in the Fox News-powered sun before crumbling to false mental retardation claims, racist-named geological formations, and a tax plan that smacks more of a pizza special, respectively. <\/p>\n
Zuccotti Park is not America\u2019s Tahrir Square. The protesters will achieve empathy but not jobs. The movement will oust no CEO. They will force no special elections. Occupy Wall Street protesters will muck up an avenue block, drink, tweet, and be merry. Until it snows or Mayor Michael Bloomberg sends in the NYPD to enforce some obscure privately-held public park technicality. The crowd will disperse. They will console themselves with a moral victory, and bankers will make just as much as ever.<\/p>\n
Both movements will serve as a lazy parallel. The Great Recession\u2019s tumultuous rebuttal to the Great Depression\u2019s Bonus Army march. Both movements will serve as a cringing reminder of a nation worn out and tuned out to Washington. <\/p>\n
And some Sunday, years from now, Jimmy will be back at the sports bar. His repair business will have more clients. He\u2019ll sidle up, order a Bud, and tell whoever is in earshot about that jangled Fall of 2011. When the Broncos started Tim Tebow. When flag wavers squared off against the flag stompers. <\/p>\n
Eventually Jimmy will get tired of it. He\u2019ll order another round. And he\u2019ll ask the waitress to switch back to SportsCenter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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