{"id":918,"date":"2007-03-23T14:51:22","date_gmt":"2007-03-23T19:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/kit\/03\/23\/i-love-canada\/"},"modified":"2007-03-23T14:52:18","modified_gmt":"2007-03-23T19:52:18","slug":"i-love-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/kit\/03\/23\/i-love-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"I love Canada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wvs.topleftpixel.com\/flash\/cntower_timelapse.swf\">Canada<\/a> is great, and their  tv shows are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/content\/feature\/ask_the_a_v_club_march_23_2007\">the hottest thing<\/a> at the Onion AV club. 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