{"id":955,"date":"2007-04-03T13:51:12","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T18:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/04\/03\/to-london-and-beyond\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:20","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:20","slug":"to-london-and-beyond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/04\/03\/to-london-and-beyond\/","title":{"rendered":"To London, and Beyond!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Dear Faithful Followers, Readers, et. al.:<\/p>\n
I will be on a BLOG hiatus to attend to several pressing matters in the heart of all that is sterile, Anglo-Saxon, and androgynous: London. I will of course be busy with the higher arts of civil society, namely chanting loudly for Allah to poke Jesus\/America in the eye and making numerous grammatical errors in my speech that will cause all English people within earshot to deplore me from afar.<\/p>\n
But, I will be a ‘reporter’ in the field, since bloggers (that’s me and 4 trillion other assholes<\/a>) are now officially media-journalist types<\/a>. A fine expose on silly chicklet teeth<\/a> or on why Indian people smell so bad (as always) can be anticipated (and highly — since I know someone reads this blog).<\/p>\n In the meantime, enjoy our fine archives of over 800 posts or my thought provoking writing at Ablogistan<\/a>, Publius Pundit<\/a>, Sexy and Disgraceful<\/a>, A Betting Man<\/a>, and other sundry crap that I spew on the internet<\/a>. Also, add me on Facebook:<\/p>\n And, think of this before you go to bed or make love to your blow up doll:<\/p>\n Sincerely yours, Dear Faithful Followers, Readers, et. al.: I will be on a BLOG hiatus to attend to several pressing matters in the heart of all that is sterile, Anglo-Saxon, and androgynous: London. I will of course be busy with the higher arts of civil society, namely chanting loudly for Allah to poke Jesus\/America in the eye […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n
\nAlexander P. Dupont<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"