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Boss: This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of inane chatter.
\n [presses a button]
\nDJ 3000: [stilted] Hey, hey. How about that weather out there?
\n Woah! _That_ was the caller from hell.
\n Well, hot dog! We have a weiner.
\nBill: Man, that thing’s great!
\nMarty: _Don’t_ praise the machine!
\nBoss: If you don’t get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ 3000gets your job.
\n [Marty punches it]
\nDJ 3000: Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
\nBill: [laughs] How does it keep up with the news like that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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