You guys sicken me

Ok, first I exposed Clarissa explains it all, then I tried to expose Little Pete who is secretly a grocery boy for the Reagan Administration.

Has anyone thought of Pete & Pete in depth? There are some serious SOCIO-ECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS IN THIS SHOW. First, there are two Pete’s, a mother with a plate in her head, and.. AND, artie, the strongest man on the planet (I think that’s bogus, I bet he couldn’t even bench the bar).

In all seriousness, LL Cool J DID star in one episode, as did Salma Hayek. Also there was a person who had huge pit stains because of a gland problem. I’m pretty sure this was plagarised in Salute Your Shorts by the character of Donkey Lips. Can we get verification of the problems this may have caused?

Also, does anyone have any direct ties to regime change in South America else than Oliver North and Little Pete? I’m pretty sure Nickelodeon warped children’s minds with backwards Conservative goon speak. Bigger Pete has also been recently indibted in killing a homeless person. Coincidence? DOUBTFUL.