Your knife will fall out of its sheath

DEAR LOVERS, READERS, FANS, AUTOBOTS:

All apologies for the lack of updates. I am a student. A graduate student. That means at times I have too much time and at others, too little. I am sorry for leaving before the end of the movie. Your dear protagonist is much alive, despite efforts to the contrary.

Witness:

Sincerely yours,
Alexander P. Dupont