Reddit: You Got Me, Here’s How I Did It

If you are coming from Reddit, you are aware of some very serious allegations about ProseBeforeHos being a Republican-funded website. In essence, it has been charged that we have been paid to astroturf and flood Reddit with our neo-conservative, anti-Obama view point.

I’m unsure of how it came out, but it’s the truth. For the past 18 months, ProseBeforeHos has been taking money from the Republican National Committee to fund our online advocacy. If there is one thing we love at ProseBeforeHos, it’s the idea of subverting the ultra-liberal, communist, black, jewish, Hollywood controlled administration of Barack Hussein Obama. And, as social media sites like Reddit, Digg, and StumbleUpon control the outcome of this wonderful and just democracy (and some would say, the very trajectory of the world), the RNC felt it necessary to organize users against the Great Black-Commie Threat. So, Michael Steele and Newt Gingrich personally delivered me $50,000 of Ron Paul-stamped Gold Bars, and off to work I went.

Now, you may ask, how did you do this? How are your posts so popular? The answer is thousands of people are on our payroll. How many impotent middle-aged white Libertarians have you encountered in online discussions? How many fat, idiotic rednecks have you run-over in your liberal limousines? Chances are each and every one of them are on our payroll, doing their best to manipulate the hive mind to undermine Neo-Nazi universal health care and sensible foreign policy.

So, there is the truth. But the real question is, are you interested in joining ProseBeforeHos in making sure that the conservative voice is heard on social media sites? If so, we can pay up to $5 per Reddit upvote or Digg. Sound good? Click to join our burgeoning new media empire and get paid handsomely to do so).