Dearest Dad

As I’ve been living at home I’ve come to realize how ridiculous it is to have freedom during college and come back to being under parental rule once again. Of course you can still demean your younger sister, but has certainly lost its luster.. The real topic here is the dad. Over the course of the Summer and there have been a few random incidents that were awkward and also hilarious w/my father.

My dad knows that I am into Japanese everything so he asked one of his co workers if he could borrow this cult classic japanese film, Called Tetsuo the Iron Man. This film is ridiculous, we deffinetly did not finish it. At one moment you see some crazy guy in a metal cage the next he’s shoving iron into his legs blood everywhere. There is no story line minus that there is a guy and a girl and the previous crazy guy in a metal cage who doens’t make sense. The more awkward moments w/my dad came when the woman came in to play. In black and White she basically wields a gigantic metal parts assorted penis and slams about 4 feet into this guys butt… ya this is much worse than watching the latest kotex period commercial w/ur parentals.. o it gets better though. Then that turned out to be a dream only to be the preview to my next nightmare of awkwardness w/my father.. Let me just say I don’t get weirded out to easy but this was ridiculous.. The next part is basically Tetsuo and her having sex all hot and black and white steamy like… then his face breaks out w/metal pieces and assorted metal products keep adhering to his body…This is the kicker though, finally about a 2 foot long foot wide penis pops out of his pants and starts spinning like a top, he tries to pursue his once horny lover while she fights his drill like dick off w/a frying pan. Luckily around this time my mom and sister walked and I said welp I’m goign to my room now dad.

Recently actually just a minute ago my dad started yelling at me asking if i used the toilet I yelled back no, then my mom said she did, then he replied well i flushed it and all the stuff flowed over onto me.. Then I see him half naked peering from the door yellling at my mom “plunger this… plunger that put a sign on it ….ridiculous!”…. the shower starts….haha home life is ridiculous.