I Finally Figured Out What’s Wrong With Me :(

Witzelsucht, from the German witzeln, meaning to joke or wisecrack and sucht meaning addiction or yearning, is a set of rare neurological symptoms characterized by the patient’s uncontrollable tendency to pun, tell inappropriate jokes and pointless or irrelevant stories at inconvenient moments. The patient nevertheless finds these utterances intensely amusing. It is associated with small lesions of the orbitofrontal cortex.

It is distinguished from pathological laughing by virtue of congruent affective experience and expression, and an admixture of irritability and mirth. It is most commonly seen in patients with frontal lobe disease or injury, particularly right frontal lobe tumors or trauma.

A One… A Two… A Three

As if one PBH wasn’t bad enough (or two), there is now a third PBH on Tumblr. We will be diluting our content to the point of non-existence and you will like it!

Also, WellPlacedPottery is back up, albeit in need of some serious alterations and updates.

Nananana Batman… Batman… Batman!!!

Via PBH3 — “The plan goes something like this: I dress up like a gigantic bat and hang upside down in public restrooms. Then I scare the ever living shit out of people.”

Out-Hipstered On Our Own Turf

Spotted on Myrtle Avenue in Clinton Hill by the PBH team. How dare you bring that shit in our neighborhood!

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Real Fucking Talk

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