Fuck you, Valentine’s Day

The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays

The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.

Yes, this is me.

[tags]valentines day, hallmark holiday, funny video, prank, fuck you[/tags]

God I Look Good

No, seriously. Come see how good I look.

I am bearded. I am graduate student.

I am bearded; I am graduate student. Smell my niche?

I am in London. I am a graduate student. I am increasing my vocabulary. I am writing lots of things like this. I am meeting new people. I am intentionally neglecting the past. I still feel divorced from the present. I promise to be better in the future. I look like this:

Enjoy your worries, you may never have them again. So do me a favor and shop at Amazon.

au revoir londres [in spirit]

I saw it coming
I just thought that you should know
I’m feeling better every day
I’m only waiting if you stay
So don’t feel bad
Your faith was an illusion
And you’re as loyal as your faith
Will let you be

Your Mother’s Brother Ned Is Also a Philistine.