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He is a college graduate, a talented artist, and sculptor.

He saw Mars but he felt Neptune,
he had hoped to feel a certain strong emotion but this is all they had to say:
“I was the son of a man, and so we came together and we shook hands.”
“We shook hands.”
He often wondered what a million people would look like scattered randomly
across a moonless sky, and how unlikely it would be that they would all just say the
obvious thing:
“You may call me brother now.”
“Yes, brother, I know.”

He is forty two,
five-feet-eight-inches tall,
normally wears his curly hair long.
He has a ruddy complexion, broad shoulders and is barrel-chested,
is unusually strong.
He frequently wears a full beard and sometimes glasses.
He is a college graduate, a talented artist, and sculptor.
Now, Maps is a soft-spoken loner, who resents society and all organizations.
Maps fancies himself a ladies’ man.
He is an avid chess player, smokes cigarettes, and a pipe.
He is a beer drinker and loves to eat.
Maps is a man of widespread interests, who might very well be living abroad.

He felt lost but he felt pretty intensely good,
and he woke up screaming having dreamed of a color he had never seen before:
“I went to bed and to sleep, it was so unexpected, it really was frightening, and I saw
pretty much
the same thing embedded in my pillow.”
He had no trouble recognizing patterns in the most delicate arrays of tangled lines,
but he had a strange fixation on partaking in nefarious things:
“Stealing, lying, cheating, gambling, fornicate…”

He saw red, but he thought five.
He was pleased to find his road trip was enhanced by number-color synesthesia:
“My trusty Rosinante bounds along the road very well, leaving the friendly aroma of donuts and
chicken tenders hanging in the desert air.”

He willed away the miles while quixotically attempting to reclaim his inner child,
he was embrangled and enmeshed in something far too loud to comprehend:
“I want all of the American people to understand that it is
understandable that the American
people cannot possibly understand.”

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You fucking Facebook fuck boys!

Look what they done did to my Holden Caulfield account:

Facebook Fuck Boys

So I was going to lure some unsuspecting 19 year old females to my MOOOOOON colony and hit them with a frying pan! Is that such a big deal? God, grow up, INTERNET.

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a hidden jewel

written as i observed a flock of young ones being sheppered by their parents in various unflattering costumes on halloween:

A group of married parents
Congregate in a plan
They collude,
“How quickly can we
Destroy our children,
How do I transpose
my inadaquecies and
Inabilities onto the innocent?”
One parent raises
their hand
“Dress them like Harry Potter”

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Can we, for the love of G-d, talk about 9/11 more?

A poem about 9/11:

peace isn’t profitable

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mission accomplished

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freedom freedom freedom god god god

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freedom isnt free, god hates your enemies

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war is peace, war is love, war feels good

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do you hate freedom?

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dont you love america?

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we’re never the problem, we’re always the answer!

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bring it on

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ROBOT WORK

My kind of work at my kind of place:

Description=Cool, fun, unique ROBOT store on Upper West Side
(close to Columbia)looking for part-time office help. – Order
inventory and track invoices – Respond to consumer inquiries
via email and phone – Coordinate special projects – Update
store website – Create forms for in-store use -Light
bookkeeping
Qualifications=Friendly, dependable, self motivated!
Excellent interpersonal and written skills, highly organized
with an ability to prioritize and multi-task. Proficient
computer skills include: Outlook, MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint,
Internet (Quick Books/Photoshop a plus).
Duration=Weekdays – P/T – Flexible Hours Compensation=$8-$10
per hour, depending upon experience level

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