Simpsons > Family Guy

Check out the Simpsons recent barbs at Family Guy. I definitely agree that the Simpsons is not the show it used to be, but Family Guy will always be half the show the Simpsons is.

Though I don’t think Family Guy plagarised the Simpsons, the similarities are too apparent: one family, 5 family members, fat, oversized, dimwitted father-figure, stable, simple mother, rambunctious, havoc causing male child. Though the Family Guy is an entertaining show, it can be best described as dimwitted.

We want your soul

Mr. Jobs to the Stanford Class 2005 (and my favorite quote): Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice, heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

Dogma Bot v2005

oh oh I found my christmas present!

Dearest Mommy,

If there is one thing I’ve ever wanted out of the numerous gifts this world could give me — love, education, hope — there is one thing I’ve always wanted. It is a Bill O’Reilly jigsaw puzzle.

Oh how fun it would be to complete the puzzle! And if any pieces didn’t fit in the way I liked, I would call them homosexual and far left and then smash them into their place! Take that you lefty loonies!!!

Sincerely yours,
Alec

resources? (+ gigantic sun & squirrel)

have you ever

been bit by a hamster?

Because I was this weekend, and guess where? Right on my testicle.

Yes, thats right. As the little rodent scampered around my legs, it nestled into my boxers and chomp, there you go, I’m bleeding from my balls.

Also, check out what we’re going to furnish our apartment with. This will fit in our atmosphere of hamsters, blogs, bears, burritos, and avant garde art and beliefs.