Life Decisions, As Explained By The Simpsons

We Don’t Want Your Body

a soliloquy from the men behind the curtains to the collective:

sometimes you find the one, sometimes you give it up
sometimes you do get broke, sometimes you be on need
sometimes its whats up, sometimes you play the fool
so now we’re getting all this money
so now we’re getting all this love
so now we’re living with no regrets
as we get over our vain scenesteresses

Admin Updates

Hey party people,

This is your admin speaking. As you may or may not have noticed, we have had a minor face lift. Specifically, a new logo along with a new navigation bar, to help you get your lulz. The new logo represents our dedication to gender equality and slapstick violence. The navigation bar helps you explore the fine collection of websites that make up the PBH network, as well as your sexuality. Let us know what you think and, more importantly, share your feelings and open up to us. We’re here for you, and always will be, we can get through this together.

We have some more exciting changes in the works, including doing more video and portaling. It will literally melt your face off, metaphorically speaking.

– Admin

I Get The Scumbag Steve Treatment

You reap what you sow. Mostly with Scumbag Steve.

in celebration of a less-than-triumphant return

ill come back again
ill get money again
ill get funny again
and you’ll want me back again

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