RIP: The American Manly Man (1776-2010)
The American Manly Man, known the world over for centuries of bravado and gritty ingenuity, passed away during the Sunday evening season finale of HBO’s “True Blood”. He was 234.
His death was confirmed by American pop culture. The cause of death is still under investigation, and the U.S. Department of Health is awaiting the results of toxicology testing. Girls’ obsession with vampires, Justin Bieber, and the Snuggie are believed to be preliminary suspects.