RIP: The American Manly Man (1776-2010)

Tom Brady Looks Like A Woman

The American Manly Man, known the world over for centuries of bravado and gritty ingenuity, passed away during the Sunday evening season finale of HBO’s “True Blood”. He was 234.

His death was confirmed by American pop culture. The cause of death is still under investigation, and the U.S. Department of Health is awaiting the results of toxicology testing. Girls’ obsession with vampires, Justin Bieber, and the Snuggie are believed to be preliminary suspects.

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DOUBLE REDESIGN (OMG)

Sorry for the snails pace of updates. We’ve been working diligently to update Runt of the Web and Alligator Sunglasses with brand new designs. PBH and PBH2 will also have some smaller design work done in the next few weeks.

-The Admins

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11 Other Things You Learn At Business School

Business School Happy Hour

This is the second part of a four part series “Things You Learn At Business School”. See the first part here.

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Dear Dad,

Summer semester was fun. I “learned” how to price bonds and got really good at networking. And by networking I mean partying on boats. I learned the stock market has been mired in the driftless Summer doldrums. So, my smart investor friends bail when the Dow crests at 10,500 and come aboard again when the Euro/U.S. housing market/jobless claims anchor sinks it back down to 9500. My classmates also wonder if we’ll see a double-dip in a) the U.S. economy (33% chance) and b) in my GPA (significantly higher).

Here are eleven other things I learned last semester:

1. There’s no such thing as a free lunch. You have to sit through at least 30 minutes of a consulting firm workshop to get it.
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Meet The Next Sarah Palin: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer

Jan Brewer At The Arizona Governors Debate

The above video is from last nights Arizona gubernatorial debate, with the breakthrough performance of the night going to current governor and champion of Arizona’s controversial anti-immigration legislation, Republican Jan Brewer. It only gets worse, as after the debate she ducks questions about her allegations that illegal immigrants have beheaded American citizens in the Arizona desert, only to space out for 20 seconds and walk away:

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