The creators of this wonderful website are working hard in a Brooklyn cafe to update this damned website that’s been holding us back too long. Also, if any of you are good at graphic design and want to create a logo for PBH…. (We envision Wonder Woman spanking a businessman with a newspaper over her knee).
Love always,
The Management
There was no way out
the only way out was to give in
Ergo, The Metric concert last night was good [Chris Farley voice]
You always know Onion, you always know:
WASHINGTON—In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration’s message of “Change” has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan “Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas.” “Today, Americans face a great many challenges, and I hear your desperate calls for barely measurable and largely symbolic improvements in the status quo,” said Obama, who vowed never to waver in his fight for every last infinitesimal nudge forward on the controversial issues of torture and the military ban on homosexuals. “Remember: Yes we can, if by that you mean tiptoeing around potentially unpopular decisions that could alienate a large segment of the populace.” Washington insiders said that, while the new mottos are certainly in keeping with Obama’s pledge of government transparency, they are significantly less catchy.
Aw snaps, I’m moving back up to NYC [UWS, no Brooklyn yet, unfortunately]. If any of you actually read this blog (doubtful), we will be hosting several PBH meetups this summer, and by meetups, I mean you can find us in Central Park passed out at 2 PM after drinking 40’s.
In case there is any confusion, you can identify us by the group of mid-20’s white males that will be groping each other to this song:
