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From yesterday

I’m sitting here at 9PM on Monday writing you from the future. I’ve been up for 24 hours now but I can never go to bed at 9, it has to be at least 10. My day started in Las Vegas puking into a toilet at the Paris hotel. It had been a good dinner party the night before. Miranda and Keith had a World of Warcraft wedding cake made and I complemented it with a bottle or so of red.

So anyways 16 hours later I landed in Tokyo. The weather isn’t too bad, 70s and cloudy, and Japan is just like out of the movies. All modern, but with a Japanese twist on everything. Rice paddies instead of soy. I was proud of myself for being able to get a bus ticket out to Tsukuba without any problems, and actually end up here, 2 hours away from the airport. My coworker picked me up from the bus station and we went and had donburi, or basically deep fried pork. It was awesome, as you might imagine. The tea they served was also kick ass. I wish I had remembered to bring my Japanese etiquette book. I hope I am not too unintentionally rude.

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Here at the hotel I have a fancy toilet in the bathroom, with automatic seat warmer and built-in bidet. It’s been kinda fun to use. The bath frightens me though, although since it is private my shame will be my own. I’m just not exactly sure what the correct procedure is. I know you are supposed to shower before hand, but the shower is sort of over the room part. It’s pretty interesting actually. I’ll explore it tomorrow morning and write a report.

Solja Gurrl REMIX!!!

This remix is what’s up, so good:

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Your knife will fall out of its sheath

DEAR LOVERS, READERS, FANS, AUTOBOTS:

All apologies for the lack of updates. I am a student. A graduate student. That means at times I have too much time and at others, too little. I am sorry for leaving before the end of the movie. Your dear protagonist is much alive, despite efforts to the contrary.

Witness:

Sincerely yours,
Alexander P. Dupont

“This is how I chill, ma’am”

As our self-designated D1-basketball correspondent, I thought it was important to throw up a link to the latest news coming out of Pattee Library, Penn State.

Nittany Lion bball player Stanley Pringle (above) was apparently reported for allegedly masturbating in the library while trying to chat it up with a Penn State coed. When interrogated about the incident, he casually replied, “Why would I need to masturbate? This is how I chill, ma’am.” Like many men, including myself, he claims that he has “a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants,” and demonstrated for the officer by placing his hand down the front of his sweatpants, according to the complaint. To be fair, at least he was at the library.

Lion Denies Charges

MC Hammer?