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kin me like beef jerky and call me an Iraqi civilian:

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly promised his audience “the truth about Iraq” on Thursday, saying that most Americans now feel the war has not been worth the costs, while “the president’s argument for sustaining the war is largely theoretical.”

O’Reilly turned on his special guest during the segment, White House press secretary Tony Snow, saying, “You can’t win … unless the Iraqi people turn on all the terrorists. And they’re not.”

Yes… Bill O’Reilly has finally turned the page on turning the corner on making progress on going against the war. Isn’t this about the thousandth time he’s said he’s fed up with the war?

And while O’Reilly is making progress on the war, Ted Kennedy is making progress on immigration:

Regarding the 1965 bill that sparked the resurgence of large-scale immigration, Senator Kennedy predicted: “The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission.” Regarding the 1986 Immigration and Reform Control Act (the first amnesty of illegal immigrants), Senator Kennedy predicted: “This amnesty will give citizenship to only 1.1 to 1.3 million illegal aliens. We will secure the borders henceforth. We will never again bring forward another amnesty bill like this.” The 1986 legislation, by the way, ended up granting amnesty to around 3 million illegal immigrants.

In the private sector, this kind of track record would probably make Senator Kennedy an inviting target for all kinds of malpractice lawsuits.

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Teenager from rural Malawi builds a windmill out of scrap to power his home

Every American who voted for Bush should take time this July Fourth to perform a truly patriotic act and be profoundly ashamed

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The Maverick That Never Was

After burning through all but 2 million of 22 million dollars raised and the culmination of a failed campaign with the public guillotining of the longtime senior campaign managers and fifty staffers, the political obituary has been written for the once-heralded media darling. In the past week, the media has attempted to retrace the dance steps it took in 2000 with the upstart Senator branded as the brazenly honest maverick. From Salon to the Washington Post, the question posed is what caused the derailment of the famed Straight Talk Express and the once certain McCain presidential bid?

McCain entered the 2000 Republican nomination process as a fresh face championing a noteworthy cause, but quickly became fodder for the Bush election team. Cornered in South Carolina, McCain quickly flip-flopped on the Confederate Flag issue while Bush’s force made dubious push polls asking primary voters if they would still support McCain if he had an illegitimate black child (his family adopted a daughter from Bangladesh). He got caught putting lip stick on the pig as media driven arguments with Falwell and Robinson escalated and as Bush openly questioned McCain’s service to his country. The latter was the most anathema of tactics considering McCain’s stay at the Hanoi Hilton while Bush went AWOL after learning to fly antiquated planes. McCain, hobbled by a ruthless Bush campaign speared by Rove, saw the nomination elude him to the Bush’s tactic of appealing to the Republican base.

mccain hugs bushThus began the predicament with the myth of McCain as he began to serve out 8 years of Congressional purgatory, desperately retooling himself into his own image of a Republican that could be certified by the Right. The separation between McCain’s maneuvering and the media-induced perception of his views as populist and flying in the face of conventional Beltway inertia became evident. It is here that the essential question should be asked: Was McCain a veritable political maverick or was his highly regarded political independence a victim of his failed 2000 bid?

The legend was largely built on his repeated attempts to curb lobbyist influence with his cosponsorship of the McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform Bill. Not only impassable in Congress, the bill would have met a judicial doom in the pre-Roberts Supreme Court (and a more certain doom in the current court). Simply stated, cash would have been regarded by the court as freedom of speech, neutering the majority of the bills provisions. Regardless of this reality, McCain’s background in the subject is a suspicious one, considering his run in with corruption that led him to be rebuked by the Ethics Committee for his role in the Keating Five.

Yet the past eight years have otherwise been an effort in self-reform towards towing the party line. Apart from opposing the Marriage Constitutional Amendment (largely due to the personal influence of a gay staffer), McCain enjoys an 82 percent rating from the American Conservative Union, a 100 percent rating from the CATO Institute, and the third most conservative voting record in the 109th Congress. He has been the second most public bull behind the President on Iraq and immigration reform, a choice of death with the wider electorate for the former position and a certain lynching from the Right for the latter. On the Bush tax breaks, McCain initially opposed the 11 year, $350 billion dollar cuts, only to capitulate to the Bush fold in exchange for an all too public embrace. The maverick image is and always has been a hollow one — the Straight Talk Express seemed like a simple one-issue ploy while McCain harvested politics on the far right. As the cracks in the image were reported, McCain turned into a cantankerous geriatric, perpetually angry at the same media establishment that launched him in 2000.

For many, the past eight years have been a disheartening display of McCain’s willingness to sacrifice his credentials in order to please the Republican elite. The edge that McCain once brought – a willingness to take on corporate corruption, lobbyist influence, and the charlatans of the Evangelical movement — has been dulled by a complacency in being a Bush sycophant, willing to suck down the fumes from a disastrous war, an exceedingly unpopular immigration policy, and economically hobbling tax cuts while Bush speeds away from Pennsylvania Avenue. In essence, the media darling turned into another Bush crony, willing to stoop to new and unnecessary lows in a vain attempt to jockey to be the next Commander in Chief. The McCain implosion is one of his own doing, the consequence of doing business in Washington and misreading the Bush orthodoxy as the key to the White House.

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I Want to Kick Joe Liebermann in the Face

Roy at Alicublog writes one of the funniest paragraphs in modern bloggery:

RAISING THE LEVEL AND TENOR OF DEBATE. The great minds at National Review’s The Corner agree: gay people are teh gay. On the Democrats’ upcoming GLBT debate, Lisa Schiffren observes that not all of the Party’s constituents are down with the gay agenda, and then, seemingly unable to control herself, female-ejaculates: “How do you keep the coalition together when it gets this personal and icky?” One imagines she does not find, say, conflicts over nuclear energy policy “icky,” unless the protons are having sex with other protons.

Speaking of the ghey, Bol has a hilarious post on the Nelly vs Huey feud:

There were some harsh words (lots of talk of nut tucking – nullus) when a guy who may or may not have been Kyjuan from the St. Lunatics showed up. Whoever he was, he might want to have his teeth looked at. You’d think that carrying weed for one of the biggest rappers evar would come with free dental… Also, be sure to check out the second video, where an older fellow from Huey’s camp suggests T.I. is teh ghey.

In other bloggery, Non-Christian allowed to bless Senate floor; Bigoted conservatives are outraged, here’s a little kid rolling, A Civil Service Proposal by Coming Anarchy because 60% of American teenagers are basically uninterested in what’s happening in the world, Fire Fighters Union President Sets Tweety Straight On Rudy Giuliani’s Failures, and Joe Bliebermann tells us that the problem isn’t the war in Iraq, it’s the American PUBLIC. I mean DUH.

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Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

Ever since I was stalked on Facebook and kicked off permanently (non-related events), I’ve been a little hesitant about this social networking thing. Alas, my reckless nature and curiosity in the hopes of a grundle-licking hussie falling into my lap via the interwebs has gotten the best of me. So I suggest you add me (and PBH) on MySpace and Facebook ASAP. Oh, and you can find me on Reddit, Digg, Stumble Upon, and Delicious also.

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Saddam Hussein: Socialist Bad Ass?

The Article: Iraq Flexes Arab Muscle by Christopher Hitchens in the New Statesman. In 1976 Christopher Hitchens saw Saddam as an up-and-coming secular socialist who would transform Iraq into a progressive model for the rest of the Middle East

The Text: An Arab country with the second largest proven oil reserves, a fierce revolutionary ideology, a large and recently-blooded army, and a leadership composed almost entirely of men in their thirties is obviously a force to be reckoned with. Iraq, which has this dynamic combination and much else besides, has not until recently been very much regarded as a power. But with the new discussions in Opec, the ending of the Kurdistan war and the new round of fighting in Lebanon, its political voice is being heard more and more. The Baghdad regime is the first oil-producing government to opt for 100-per-cent nationalisation, a process completed with the acquisition of foreign assets in Basrah last December. It was the first to call for the use of oil as a political weapon against Israel and her backers. It gives strong economic and political support to the ‘Rejection Front’ Palestinians who oppose Arafat’s conciliation and are currently trying to outface the Syrians in Beirut. And it has a leader — Saddam Hussain — who has sprung from being an underground revolutionary gunman to perhaps the first visionary Arab statesman since Nasser.

Dining with an old man on a houseboat moored in the Tigris. I discovered that he inadvertently embodied the history of modern Iraq. He had been imprisoned in 1941 for opposing the British, again in 1959 for hostility to Kassem’s pro-Russian line and finally in 1969 by the present regime. The last of these had, he said, been easily the worst. He was personally interrogated by Nadim Kzar, then head of the secret police and since executed for his crimes. There had been torture and brutality of a far worse sort than his previous incarcerations. And yet he declared that he thought the present government the best Iraqi Administration he had seen. Why? ‘Because it has made us strong and respected.’ There seems no getting round this point. From the festeringly poor and politically dependent nation of a generation ago, Iraq has become a power in every sense — military, economic and ideological. Currently, it is pressing for a more aggressive Opec pricing strategy in order to raise more cash for its development projects, and envisages a doubling of oil production from 2m. barrels per day to over 4m. within the next ten years.

Strangely, its ally in this push against the Saudis is none other than neighbouring Iran, with which Iraq has only recently ceased a near state of war over Kurdistan. The Shah and his ‘White Revolution’ also need quick money to finance internal development, enormous military expansion and foreign aid programmes. The difference is that while the Shah ranges himself against communism and sends troops to the Gulf to fight Arab guerrillas, Iraq is dedicated to the idea of a single socialist Arab nation from Gibraltar to the Indian ocean; the original Ba’athist dream.

In their different crusades, both Iraq and Iran take a distinctly unsentimental line on internal opposition. Ba’ath party spokesmen, when questioned about the lack of public dissent, will point to efforts made by the party press to stimulate criticism of revolutionary shortcomings. True enough, there are such efforts, but they fall rather short of permitting any organised opposition. The argument then moves to the claim, which is often made in Iraq, that the country is surrounded by enemies and attacked by imperialist intrigue. Somewhere in the collision between Baghdad and Teheran on this point, the Kurdish nationalists met a very painful end. We now know, from the US committee of investigation, chaired by Congressman Otis Pike, that there was a Nixon- Kissinger strategy of arming and encouraging a Kurdish revolt, not for the purpose of creating a Kurdish state (which would have horrified the Shah) but for the purpose of de-stabilising Iraq. It was specifically argued, by those who planned the operation, that the Kurds should not be allowed to win.

They were allowed to take heavy casualties and suffer appalling refugee problems; and then were dumped unceremoniously when it became clear that the Iraqi government was not going to crumble. ‘Even in the context of covert action,’ says the report, ‘ours was a cynical enterprise.’ As one who had, on previous visits to Baghdad, scorned the argument that the Kurds were foreign puppets, I should say that ‘cynical’ is the mildest adjective that could be used about this latest triumph of the Secretary of State.

The Kurds now have a very attenuated version of autonomy, and former members of the Barzani armed forces are being moved to the South. At least, however, Iraq constitutionally recognises that she is a partly Kurdish state, which is more than Iran or Turkey do. Further tests for the regime lie ahead. The quarrel with Syria, which involves differences over Ba’athist ideology as well as a dispute over Syrian damming of the Euphrates river, has now extended to the Lebanon, where Syrian troops have attacked newspapers and buildings controlled by Iraqi-sympathising Palestinians. Relations with Iran are still far from cordial. In response to requests for criticism in the party press, some demands were raised for a constituent assembly, and other complaints voiced about the tightness of the regime. All these remain to be acted on, and as the situation grows more complicated Saddam Hussain will rise more clearly to the top. Make a note of the name. Iraq has been strengthened internally by the construction of a ‘strategic pipeline’ which connects the Gulf to the northern fields for the first time. She has been strengthened externally by her support for revolutionary causes and by the resources she can deploy. It may not be electrification plus Soviet power, but the combination of oil and ‘Arab socialism’ is hardly less powerful.

The Analysis: Young Hitchens saw Saddam as an up-and-coming secular socialist who would transform Iraq into a progressive model for the rest of the Middle East. Oops! Thanks by the way, TR

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