Friday’s are lax and offensive

An employee in a crowded office who already spent most of the morning talking on the phone, referring to her son:

‘What a sorry ass motha fucker’

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LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

From Mr. Vonnegut himself:

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those wh trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I’ll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can’t use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies – Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can’t! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.

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Party time

Hey Party People,

This is your site admin here to write about all the new features here at pbh. Well there aren’t a ton, but there’s the author’s name now, excerpts work more intelligently, and authors can have their own personal css file for changing the style of their site. For example if you click on my name, Administrator, you will find that I have replaced the default image with a personal one. So everyone enjoy! YAY!

– Kit

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scarves & sweaters

i think that it’s brainless to assume that making changes to your window’s view will give a new perspective.

and the hardest part is yet to come

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information travels faster & sadder

i intentionally wrote it out to be an illegible mess
you wanted me to write you letters, but i’d rather lose your address
and forget that we’d ever met and what did or did not occur.
sitting in the station, it’s all a blur
of dancehall hips, pretentious quips,
a boxers bob and weave.

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