Mr. T and Mike Tyson… Sitting in a Tree…

In a stunning revelation this afternoon, it appears that Mike Tyson and Mr. T have been involved in a serial and public monogamous relationship. Word is that Tyson can be considered the “power bottom” in this hook-up.

No, seriously… don’t believe everything wikipedia tells you kids! It’s can be difficult to tell what’s real life and what’s just Mike Tyson’s fantasy.

UPDATE: Apparently Mr. T and Mike Tyson’s love child is NOT homosexual. [Egotastic]

Only Fags and Addicts at Risk Says Health Expert

Back again to one of my favorites, the good ol’ BBC Online.

This evening, they come to us with a report by a former member of the WHO (the World Health Org. for all you stoners, not the rock band), explaining that HIV is actually only a problem among a few distinct populations, and for others- the time has come to fuck freely.

… it is only in sub-Saharan Africa, where unprotected sex outside marriage is common, that the risk of heterosexual HIV transmission is high.

In other parts of the world, he says HIV is seen only in men who have sex with other men, intravenous drug users and female sex workers.

Those keeping up with my posts will be glad I’ve omitted the picture from the article, which portrays a gay black man shooting meth. Tsk tsk… He’s got HIV folks. Oh yeah, excessive meth use leads to bleached skin in blacks. You heard it here first.

Expert Doubts Widespread HIV Risk

No stoning, Canada migrants told

Next up on the travel agenda… Canada!

Word is in early this morning; the United States is not the only country practicing immigration reform. A small town in Quebec, leery of islamic foreigners has issued a new edict:

“We consider it completely outside norms to… kill women by stoning them in public, burning them alive, burning them with acid, circumcising them etc.”

It points out that women are allowed to drive, vote, dance and own their own homes.

No Stoning in Canada

Apple iPhone: Now Bigger Than Jesus!

Style.com+Google bring you this exclusive study of the immense popularity of the iPhone. Just for their reference: +1 “Bigger than Jesus”

iPhone + “amazing”: 950,000
iPhone + “hype”: 522,000
iPhone + “disappointing”: 95,100
iPhone + “breathtaking”: 27,600
iPhone + “overrated”: 26,900
iPhone + “better than sex”: 281
iPhone + “bigger than Jesus”: 117

What Google can tell us about the iPhone

The Bottom Line

And not all guys are anal enthusiasts, either. Jim, a 27-year-old consultant, has been given the opportunity by willing partners but hasn’t taken the plunge. He agrees that it seems to be on the rise among his friends but wonders whether it’s “really a cultural shift or just something we ease into semi-contemporaneously as we age, like marriage or buying real estate or listening to jazz rap.”

I’d say that, like jazz rap, french rap, or french jazz, anal sex is DEFINITELY something one eases into.

Article also mentions one of my favs: the Aneros, an appropriately named device for stimulation of the “He-Spot”, or the male G-Spot.

Anal sex is increasingly popular in hetero couples (NY Mag)