GS pt 2

New conversation started at 12/3/06 8:42:35 PM.
gs_drone (8:42:34 PM): god this weekend i basically just took two hundred dollars
gs_drone (8:42:43 PM): put it into a blender
gs_drone (8:42:46 PM): then pulverized it
anonymous_banker (8:42:48 PM): LOL
anonymous_banker (8:42:50 PM): what happened/!
gs_drone (8:42:50 PM): and put it up my nose
gs_drone (8:42:51 PM): lol
gs_drone (8:42:52 PM): sweet
anonymous_banker (8:42:54 PM): hahaha
anonymous_banker (8:43:00 PM): how are you feeling?
gs_drone (8:43:00 PM): you know me
gs_drone (8:43:05 PM): got a bunch of yay, and gave it all away
anonymous_banker (8:43:09 PM): ohh man!
gs_drone (8:43:14 PM): i am way too generous when I am messed up
gs_drone (8:43:17 PM): my biggest problem
anonymous_banker (8:43:21 PM): 🙁
gs_drone (8:43:28 PM): i guess the jews have not rubbed off on me enough yet
gs_drone (8:43:34 PM): so anyway, I got schnidler’s list the book today
anonymous_banker (8:43:35 PM): well stop that, but continue to be generous with me 😉
anonymous_banker (8:43:37 PM): hahaha
anonymous_banker (8:43:42 PM): sick man
gs_drone (8:43:43 PM): figured whenever I got pissed off about the jews at work
gs_drone (8:43:45 PM): I could come home
gs_drone (8:43:47 PM): read that an
anonymous_banker (8:43:48 PM): HAHAHAHA
gs_drone (8:43:49 PM): lol
gs_drone (8:43:50 PM): no jk
gs_drone (8:43:53 PM): god I am such an asshole
anonymous_banker (8:43:55 PM): youre awesome
anonymous_banker (8:43:56 PM): no way
anonymous_banker (8:43:59 PM): we’re assholes
gs_drone (8:44:07 PM): I actually did get the book..its supposed to be good
gs_drone (8:44:13 PM): but as I Was buying
gs_drone (8:44:16 PM): I was thinking to myself
gs_drone (8:44:22 PM): I’d better not bring this to work
gs_drone (8:44:29 PM): I suppose there could be worse books
anonymous_banker (8:44:29 PM): yah haha probably leave that home 😉
gs_drone (8:44:33 PM): what do you think peope would do
gs_drone (8:44:36 PM): if I left a copy of mein kampf
gs_drone (8:44:38 PM): on my desk
gs_drone (8:44:38 PM): lol

The source of american problems at home

See image below for a quote from Independent on Sunday that really sums up the crisis with our youth today:

2006 Bloggies

Alright everyone, it’s that time of year again… when everyon in this space we so casually refer to as the “blogosphere” beg for nominations and appreciation for the bloggies. We will do the same, at least on my watch-

I’d suggest dropping us in for best american, best tagline, best political, best entertainment, best community, best-kept-secret, and best new blogs respectively.

You need to drop in some other nominees with ours for each of those categories, so feel free to juice up the list with some of our friends and family out there…

2006 Bloggies

biting off the soon to be trademarked and apparently making $$ at 17.99 a pop for which we need to receive royalties

so i’m cruising the internet fairly innocently at work and manage to stumble on a site with lots of ironic and fairly cool tshirts…
Busted Tees

and right on their main page theres a mediocre shirt with a rendering of billy shakes and under it, the sacred phrase, “prose before hos”

the description follows, click the link for the pic, which won’t last for long once we sic our crack team of lawyers on them, which i’m too disgusted to post (why i can deal with the text version is beyond me at this point, notice intoxicated/rant flags):

And here’s another thing. Ya know that cute girl in your english class that you’ve been trying to impress? This shirt should do the trick. It shows you’re smart and clever while making sure she knows you’ve got a sense of humor too. Place your order on a Monday, get the shirt on a Thursday, wear it to class on Friday and ask her out for Saturday. After that, welcome to Pantyville, population: you.

so basically our catch phrase has been turned into a pickup trick for hipsters who have no real game. unimpressive. well i bet those guys were too anti corporate america to trademark such a beautiful thing so that will be taken care of on monday. in any event, they got the entire spirit wrong. this is prose before hos, not prose to get hos.

i believe my crew of friends, i can’t remember which, or even if it was me, coined this key selection of verbiage. but its ours dammit. ours!

Vin Diesel is better than YOU!!

Vin Diesel likes his coffee like he likes his women – Colombian and crushed into powder.

and other fun facts about the greatest threat to humanity since the bush administration

Vin Diesel