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The Gay Marriage Prop

Gay Marriage Prop

In May of last year, you would be hard-pressed to find a single soul in the country who wasn’t tweeting, texting or telephoning another regarding Obama’s so-called revolutionary (emphasis on “evolutionary”) stance on gay marriage. Earth shattering? Hardly, especially since a plurality of Americans at that time already supported the novel notion that homosexuals who pay the same taxes and abide by the same laws should also be afforded the same opportunities to marry whom they please.

And yet, it served its purpose. In the same month, as unmanned drones–another Obama endorsement–killed several “militants” in Yemen on legally indefensible and morally bankrupt grounds, most Americans were too busy replaying the hallowed Robin Roberts ABC interview on YouTube to notice, let alone care about our brave president’s markedly less courageous affairs abroad. Marriage equality, the 21st century response to the 1960’s civil rights movement, was finally upon us. Nearly four years into the worst collapse since the Great Depression, change, it seemed, had arrived. “Hope” was no longer tri-colored and two-dimensional, and the wave of social progress, inclusivity and tolerance had crested and its strength could not be stopped. And for your information, Ms. Palin, that hopey-changey stuff is working out great.

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The “Newness” Of Pope Francis

Pope Francis

So he’s Latino and cares about the poor. That’s great. But he’s also said very homophobic things in the past and now some believe the new pope to have been complicit with Argentina’s homicidal junta in the late 70’s. So yes, Pope Francis is changing up the papacy on a superficial level. It’s the deeper, less reactionary stuff that matters. And in that way, nothing has changed in the slightest.

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Ten Of The Best Stephen Colbert Quotes

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The well-intentioned yet ultimately ignorant host of the Colbert Report knows how to deliver quite the satirical doozy on camera. Off-camera, though, the man behind Colbert says some equally poignant things.

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Ten Great Thoughts On Gay Marriage

Gay Marriage Bill Maher

As a gay marriage case finally makes its way to the Supreme Court this year, here’s a look at some of the best thoughts on the matter–funny, sincere and cynical alike.

Gay Marriage Charlize Theron

Gay Marriage Al Sharpton

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“Malcolm In The Middle’s” Dewey On God

Dewey On God

Kid’s got a point. But at least ants are strong. The day I see average folks carrying six times their body weight is the day I know steroids pharmaceuticals have lost their patents.

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