In case you missed it, this god awful spate of extreme weather isn’t the result of anthropomorphic climate change but lewd, gay sin. So why not use divine retribution in a strategic manner to win the War On Terror?
Now that being pro-legalization is #trendy and politically viable, even the most backward of political “thinkers” are jumping on the green wagon.
Either incredibly popular or ostracized in class, high schooler Chaz Rorick has taken to Instagram to demonstrate his love of history, presidents, and himself in his “Presidential Selfie” series. Inspiration struck Rorick while watching a documentary on Harry Truman (we know; happens all the time) as he realized how similar his outfit was to our lil’ A-bomb dropper. You can find all of Rorick’s presidential mugs on his Instagram account, but in the meantime we’ve whittled ’em down for your viewing pleasure.
Everyone has that certain someone–or series of someones–who they don’t date because they actually like them, but because they dislike being alone more. For that not-so special someone, Matt Bors has the thoughtless valentines just for you. Half-assed Valentine’s Day dilemmas solved!
As we’ve shown you before, Vladdy’s wardrobe would make Liberace blush. Why not add a naughty little tat to his flamboyant vêtements?
