The Three Branches Of Government
Posted on February 7, 2014 in Political Cartoons
George Carlin would be proud.
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Journalists’ Hilarious Live Tweets Of Sochi Olympics Trauma
Posted on February 5, 2014 in Images
While most of us in the continental United States moan and groan about persistent polar vortexes, consider this: at least you can drink the water from your faucet (OK, maybe still not in West Virginia) and flush your toilet paper down the toilet. Not so in Sochi. Oh, and it’s cold as balls there. As Vladimir Putin and co soar toward the Sochi Olympics on their Siberian cranes, journalists on the ground are wondering what in the hell they’ve gotten themselves into. Case in point: these tweets.
15 Reasons Why The US Deserves Every Bad Thing That Happens To It
Believe it or not, the most offensive thing about this year’s Superbowl wasn’t Bruno Mars’ flashy crooning or his phosphorescent grin. No, it wasn’t the national anthem. And if you were a Seahawks fan, it sure as hell wasn’t the game. In fact, it was only outside the field where things got real ugly, real quick.
Coca Cola, using the shiny, trendy cloak of diversity to aggrandize its product, unveiled what they likely thought a benign commercial featuring–gasp–faces, races and words unknown to Ward Cleaver’s neighborhood, all singing along to “America, the Beautiful” like a big ole melting pot should.
Alas, the world just isn’t as rosy as the sugar smack dealers would have liked to think. It might come as a shock that not the most enlightened individuals take part in a belligerent, belching and booze-filled event known as “watching the Super Bowl” every year. It might come as an even bigger shock that these liberty-loving, wing-munching Americans don’t cotton too well to the idea of a terrorist–or god forbid, a gay one–adding his or her harmony to the great American chorus when he or she speaks “Arab”. Thus, #SpeakAmerican found its way from the dregs of Twitter-using neanderthals to its trending page. Here are some of the worst examples.
Jimmy Fallon On “The Bachelor’s” Wisdom
Posted on January 29, 2014 in Quotes
Perhaps more troubling than Juan Pablo Galavis’ derisive remarks about homosexuality is that anyone actually gives a shit about what he has to say.
14 Badass Neil DeGrasse Tyson Quotes
Posted on January 28, 2014 in Quotes
Beloved by the internet and science enthusiasts alike, Neil DeGrasse Tyson is revered by many not for his rarefied brilliance alone, but also for the way he deconstructs it in a way that most everyone can understand. Talking on everything from education to bacteria to God, we give you Tyson at his most incisive.
