Daddy Never Understood!

Originally from Die Hipster Die, “Yah, I got a B+ in Advanced Performance Photography at Pratt”.

RIP, Man In The Mirror

Signs I Should Probably Off Myself

The last song I heard on the radio to work: Coldplay — Viva La Vida
The first song I heard on the radio after work: Coldplay — Viva La Vida

I’m thinking of moving to Red Hook, maybe getting some tie dye laces, maybe turning bi, I’ll probably be getting into the Sugar Cubes. KnowwaddaImean?

I Once Performed Fellatio On Bill Brasky Behind A Jiffy Lube

“So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.”