Creeping from under your desk!

Today was the worst day ever. First someone broke a ruler over my head in class, then my jocko roommates creeped into my business:

Owed to the Robotic

Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
All my base,
are belong to you.

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Apparently this blog isn’t the only entity aware of my ever-present pain, GoogleAds is too:

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Either Google is getting lucky, or they have a sixth sense to know that the past five years, I’ve spent my Friday nights listening to the Cure and masturbating.

oh god its so true

“trying to go through the motions like everyone else, hoping to god nobody notices your inner suffering, but deep down inside you hate every second you are on this earth”

this place

this place is a prison, these people aren’t your friends