What a fucking joke

Karl Rove is never going to testify. Why? Because Democrats are a bunch of fucking pussies. If he wasn’t a criminal then why is he so god damned afraid to testify? Why is he afraid to testify under oath that is. He said he’ll come up and spew bullshit as long as it doesn’t have to be true. What a joke. Obama is on his side now. Change man, yeah right. The only change these assholes will ever understand is the change that comes from the barrel of a gun. Keep on smiling. True evil is among us and it has nothing to do with gay marriage.

The Revolution

Liberty and fraternity
Alive and well in the 21st century
Who knows what life can bring

She is beautiful
She is amazing
God I’m in love but
What is this purple reality

Blue like the cold water that
Drenches my dreams in sweat
Cold starts that lead to
Wet dreams

And red coursing through
Heart and soul this fullness
Blood red lips sink me
Holy ship sunk with divine
Intervention and I’m hot for
Her fucked body

Hops and hoppy I’m dancing for
The yellow girl of my dreams
Beacon baby, call me slut with
Good intentions

Robopussy

Who would have thought that an innocent cab ride could have turned into a dirty discussion on robopussy, as well as Jeff getting owned by the cab driver?

You know what’s fucking amazing?

That Stephen King likes both Girl Talk and Buckcherry. What do you Internauts like to listen to?

Here’s my top ten albums of 2008 in no particular order:
Vampire Weekend
The Dodos
Rhianna
The Cure
MIA
Feist
Justice
Jens Lekman
Pimsleur’s Learn to Speak and Understand Spanish I and II

Jesus, is it 2009 already? I sure have drank a lot. What?

Where are all the motherfucking acorns?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/29/AR2008112902045.html?hpid=topnews&sub=AR

How’s a squirrel to eat if there aren’t any motherfucking acorns? Watch out for killer squirrels is all I’m trying to say. First bees, and now acorns. Mother Nature is fucking weird.