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A Day In The Life Of Chris Christie, The Innocent

Christie Day

If ignorance is truly blissful, why does Chris Christie seem like such a boorish bully in his press meetings?

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An Abbreviated History Of Corporate Values

Corporate Whining

More enterprising institutions simply invest in politicians to curb the need to compete, the possibility of failure and, of course, the probability of whining.

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Obama Versus Hitler

Obama Versus Hitler

We present to you the definitive guide to understanding the links between the Führer and Hussein besides both having XY chromosomes. The similarities will send shivers down your spine.

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The Perks Of Drinking Poisoned Water

West Virginia Water Problem

Quit being so concerned about your health and think about the economy for once: if you die drinking West Virginian water, you’re contributing to the solvency of local funeral homes and the welfare of their families. This increased revenue will find its way back into the community, which will incentivize business owners to hire an individual to fill the position you left open when you so selfishly decided to drink water and die. Deregulation: it creates jobs!

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The Bush Debt Hypocrisy

Bush Debt

Unfortunately, such critiques imply that we expect any better from politicians. In any case, good trivia to add to your arsenal for the next time you encounter your Tea Party uncle at a family gathering.

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