The Best Anti-Gay Marriage Analogy Out There

Perhaps comparing marriage to a sandwich isn’t the most apt metaphor, but the principle is what’s most important.

The GOP Goes Fishing

Because why work when there’s always the option of distracting people with something smelly?

Eric Holder, Always One Step Ahead

Say what you will about his egregious abuses of power, Eric Holder’s always in the loop.

Meet Old Economy Steven

Old Economy Steven clings to contemporary Republican dogma as if it’s the last cold Budweiser in the fridge. He hates big government, nanny state spending but loves his social security benefits that he receives on time every month. Greedy unions do nothing but drag the economy down–save for the 20-year period he worked in a union-friendly environment and thus was able to retire comfortably with little expenses for which he can’t pay. You want to shake Steven really hard and knock some sense into him but then realize that your taxpayer dollars will likely pay for his trip to the emergency room and don’t want to give him that pleasure.

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The Incredible Diversity At The Senate Hearing On Sexual Assault In The Military

Rest assured the male majority will be just as sensitive to the words of female sexual assault victims…right?