Bush, Obama, And Benghazi Hypocrisy

Because all of a sudden, the GOP gives a shit about our actions abroad.

The Best Gun Control Cartoons And Memes

Unless you live under a rock, you know by now that the United States is entrenched amid a flurry of talks–OK, more like ceaseless, senseless back-and-forth shrieking–re: what the hell we’re going to do about these instruments whose sole purpose is to kill others. The right, blinded by its intransigent ideological piety (but only when it’s convenient), claims that the right to own a gun trumps the right to, well, not be shot by one. In the meantime, though, political cartoonists and internet enthusiasts alike have been producing some great stuff. Here’s a sampling of the best gun control cartoons and memes on the internet:

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The Worst Inauguration Speeches Ever

James Buchanan

Had he been alive then, James Buchanan would have been an excellent addition in the 90s cinematic masterpiece “Clueless”. Channeling Cher Horowitz in his 1857 inaugural address in terms of sheer ineptitude and real-world disconnectedness, Buchanan spent a large portion of his uninspired oratory discussing slavery as one would their chronic (and unsuccessful) battles against irritable bowel syndrome. Described as an “agitation” that hadn’t had any intermission for more than 20 years, Buchanan spent most of his 2,834-word address musing about how he wished Kansas would just stop bleeding so that Americans could focus on other matters “of more pressing and practical importance.” Like, you know, not slavery. Suffice it to say, Supreme Court Justice Taney delivered his abominable majority opinion on Dred Scott V. Stanford in the following days, and four years later the Civil War would begin its bloody trajectory on American soil. Sound like presidential leadership? “As if!”

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Poor, Poor Rich People

No, this isn’t satire. This is shit you can find within The Wall Street Journal. As a result of resident Marxist Barack Obama’s abominable tax increases, the family of six taking home over $650,000 a year might have to fly business class to Hawaii next year.

The Alarming Parallels Between Cotton And Voting Patterns

Gee, gerrymandering House of Representatives. I wonder why this is the case.