How The GOP Reaches Out To Young Voters

“Listen, Caitlin. You’re not dead ass broke with a bleak future that we will do absolutely nothing to improve. Why not think of yourself as Bohemian instead? I mean, Nicole Kidman seemed to be having a great time in ‘Moulin Rouge’!”

Republican Lifeguards, Just In Time For Summer

Sunscreen? You should be free to singe your skin however you damn well please.

Paul Ryan’s Inner City

What Competition Really Means

If only things were actually this transparent.

The Wisdom Of The Founding Fathers

In short: “good luck figuring out the whole ‘freedom’ thing, losers!”