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Mad Men Fix

Here’s a little something for those of you going through Mad Men withdrawal like I am:

Via funny and spicy, thanks to Aleina.

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Beware The Sneaky Gay Agenda!

The wonderful people at Focus on the Family are behind this video, where we learn that anti-bullying initiatives are really a sneak attack by the gay agenda to make your innocent children swallow buckets of the salty discharge propagated by today’s sexual deviants. And for further ass-hattery, check out True Tolerance, where fat mid-Western Christians learn the true meaning of hatred.

Remember: Homosexuals are all over this great nation, poisoning our children’s minds with their sexy, oiled-up abs and disgusting open-minded tolerance.

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Televangelist Benny Hinn Cures People With Gods Jacket

Witness the almighty healing power of televangelist Benny Hinn (and his magic jacket)! Hinn claims to have the “anointing”, a special power given to him by God to heal the sick. At Hinn’s Miracle Crusades, he has allegedly healed attendees of blindness, deafness, cancer, AIDS, and severe physical injuries through his powers. Apparently these super-human powers extend to his jacket, which he uses as an instrument of God to cure the sick during his events.

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RIP James Gammon Aka Lou Brown

I’m a little late reporting this, but James Gammon, aka Lou Brown from Major League, passed away last week:

“Major League,” the 1989 comedy by David S. Ward that documented a rag-tag bunch of fictitious Cleveland Indians, was undoubtedly on heavy rotation in DVD players around the country this weekend.

Why? Actor James Gammon, who played the team’s gravel-voiced manager Lou Brown, died at age 70 on Friday.

Most of Brown’s memorable lines can’t be published here, but the longtime manager of the Toledo Mud Hens and — of course — Tire World made simple phrases like “I dunno” “Give ’em the heater” and “Shut up, Dorn!” staples of many a baseball-meets pop culture soundtrack.

If you haven’t seen Major League, rush to your local movie depot and rent it immediately. James Gammon makes Gandhi look like a pedophile. See below for some oley bullshit:

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