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Bill O’Reilly, Professional Hypocrite

“The meanness of the discourse in general bothers me.” Yah, Bill O’Reilly people.

Those People Are JERKS!!

By the way, what exactly was Sarah Palin running for — Vice President of the United States of America or treasurer of a special-ed fifth grade class? Judging by her inability to respond to criticism other than call her detractors ‘jerks’, I’m going with the latter.

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Uncle Nader Doesn’t Like Uncle Toms

“To put it very simply, he is our first African American president; or he will be. And we wish him well. But his choice, basically, is whether he’s going to be Uncle Sam for the people of this country, or Uncle Tom for the giant corporations.” — Ralph Nader on the election of Barack Obama

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You Betcha Your Economy Is Fucked

Devastating:

“I’m going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated,” McCain said in a 2005 interview with the Wall Street Journal.

A quote from McCain in a November 2007 CNN/YouTube debate is also shown, when the Arizona senator said, “I might have to rely on a vice president that I select…”

(The Obama campaign says McCain was particularly talking about relying on the VP for the economy, though McCain was describing a wide range of issues.)

A graphic is then shown displaying the question, “His choice?” — before showing Sarah Palin winking at the vice presidential debate.

But hey, who needs a job or a stable economy when you have Jesus and his chosen charlatans winking at you from above?

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